The Rules of Cartel House Rules 2017-10-19T15:36:30+00:00

THE HOUSE RULES

Rules of Cartel House. A simple guide to be part of the community.

KNOW THY RULES

TO THY PURPOSE BE TRUE THIS IS A DENIZEN
OF PRODUCTIVITY A SALON DESIGNED FOR DREAMING

WE KEEP IT REAL AND RESPECTFUL AT ALL TIMES
DRESS TO IMPRESS, DRESS FOR THE JOB
YOU WANT, NOT THE JOB YOU HAVE

WE TIP THE STAFF FOR GREAT SERVICE,
WE TIP THE MANAGER OFF ABOUT BAD SERVICE,
WE HELP OTHERS IN ANY WAY WE CAN

WE BELIEVE THAT COMMUNITY BRINGS
OPPORTUNITY AND IGNITES CREATIVITY
AND TO ALL THREE WE RAISE A TOAST,
WE ENCOURAGE OUR MEMBERS TO HOST
GUESTS AT THE CARTEL HOUSE BAR.
DON’T DRINK TOO MUCH, AND IF YOU DO,
SMILE THE GUARDIAN’S SMILE & ORDER AN UBER

ABOVE ALL HELP US KEEP THIS INNER CITY
HIDEAWAY CAPE TOWN WORST KEPT SECRET

WHEN IT ALL GETS TOO MUCH OUT THERE,
WE’LL BE IN HERE WAITING WITH A DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE

CARTEL HOUSE APP IS AN EXTENSION OF CREDIT
ON YOUR ACCOUNT, YOU CAN CHOOSE TO USE IT
OR SETTLE IN CASH OR KIND AT THE BAR

∼ THE HOUSE GUARDIAN

CARTEL HOUSE

THIS IS YOUR HOUSE

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